I am not a violent person.
However.
I am currently making elaborate plans to somehow break into the room next door to me at some point when no one is home. With a baseball bat.
And then to just pound the living SHIT out of their STUPID FUCKING BOOMBOX that they CONSTANTLY blast their STUPID FUCKING RAP MUSIC OUT OF that ends up being so loud that it SHAKES THE FUCKING WALLS OF MY BEDROOM.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH REVENGEEEEE!!
(Maybe I’ll steal their food too. Or write a mean note about how horrible the guy next door’s singing voice is and that he really shouldn’t randomly be belting out Christmas songs whenever he is moved to do so.)
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yobigboss said:
POOP IN THEIR PILLOW CASES WHILE YOU’RE AT IT!
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skynes83 said:
Get in without damaging the door. Leave everything exactly as is, except for a sticky note you put inside their fridge with some message like “You’re next”
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swingingonthespiral said:
This is when you blast Between the Buried and Me in the midst of the night and drunkenly scream along to the tune of their restless despair. That or devise a celtic curse and perform loud ritualistic behavior saying their name loudly to rouse fear!
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scraftygunk said:
You’re at college right? You can probably report them to the RAs or security or something. I know at my dorm you can file anonymous complaints. If it’s that loud then I’m sure you’re not the only one pissed
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commentators said:
such an INTP post lolol
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