Monday, February 27, 2012

POOP IN THEIR PILLOW CASES WHILE YOU’RE AT IT!

Get in without damaging the door. Leave everything exactly as is, except for a sticky note you put inside their fridge with some message like “You’re next”

This is when you blast Between the Buried and Me in the midst of the night and drunkenly scream along to the tune of their restless despair. That or devise a celtic curse and perform loud ritualistic behavior saying their name loudly to rouse fear!

All of these are excellent suggestions.

    Notes

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